Go on road trip! Never die on the beautiful road to Tibet!
Even if you smell other people’s feet and eat instant noodles in a youth hostel, when you make friends, it must be the blue sky and beautiful back, plus a few words about life, because this is the meaning of tourism presented to others.
I don’t know when it started, a bunch of online strategies appeared, teaching you how to travel around the world, all kinds of ways to evade tickets and eat and drink, and then a bunch of young women who are desperate to publish books, claiming that they have been walking on the road. In Tibetan areas, Southeast Asia and India, only in this way can they get rid of the noise of the world and purify their souls.
So, in the eyes of most people, the so-called poor travel has such an outline: a person carrying a bag, meeting some like-minded friends on the road, hitchhiking all the way, staying in a homestay, learning about local conditions and customs while working, and perhaps meeting a romantic marriage during this thrilling and exciting journey …
Tell you the truth about poor travel! ! !
But in fact, poor travel is far from being as simple as imagined. The beautiful photos of those girls with long legs and thin waist with obvious ps traces are just a freeze in someone else’s circle of friends. Don’t take them seriously. From being stolen and robbed, eating instant noodles and drinking cold water in a smelly youth tour, to being lost and cheated, in exchange for a cheap poor tour with the dignity and price of life!
What? You don’t believe me? Do you firmly believe that "poor travel" will be more "profound" than "rich travel", which is something at two levels in itself and cannot be confused? Poor travelers will stay in youth hostels and feel the sweat stains and smelly feet of their roommates, but they will meet some people and things and see some different scenery?
Of course, some people would rather smell other people’s feet and eat instant noodles in a youth hostel, but when making friends, it must be the blue sky and beautiful back, plus a few words to understand life, because this is the meaning of tourism presented to others. A few words of praise and praise from others are the sense of existence and significance they have found! You must understand how dangerous and sad a real poor tour is!
Truth 1: Is it really that simple to get a ride? !
Don’t think that if you put up a thumb or hold a sign marked "Go to a certain place", a kind uncle will stop to pick you up, and the passenger in the same car is also a like-minded "travel companion".
A female white-collar worker in Beijing tells us with real experience that no one will pay attention to you when you attract a ride on the roadside, and only when you untie the button will someone stop; The driver will not talk to you about the local customs in Kan Kan except touching you in the middle of the night; I finally met my peers, not the handsome guy with the same heart, but the uncle who acted in collusion with you; Behind every beautiful photo, there is unknown bitterness, but we can’t see it.
Truth 2: How much news have you seen about missing and being cheated on the poor road every year?
Wei Yin, a girl from Guangzhou, rode alone in Sichuan and Tibet, disappeared at the junction of Yunnan and Sichuan for more than two months, and was finally confirmed to have been robbed and killed. Ningbo girl disappeared after escaping tickets and entering Paixiang on the way to Medog, Xizang; College students travel to China and fall into pyramid schemes …
Truth 3: We are also seeing this phenomenon more and more:
There are many men and women riding in the street, and there is no money to eat. If you find someone to sit on, you should start asking pedestrians for money.
Why use other people’s money to pay for your ideal? What’s the difference between this and beggars? Even some beggars write and sing.
Then there are donkey friends looking for families to eat in those economically backward areas, so why don’t you feel blushing! People have used these meager grains to satisfy your ideal of being a literary youth, saving a few dollars. Do you feel guilty when you look at those wrinkled old people?
This is the so-called donkey friends, thrift is necessary, but such behavior is really hard to recognize.
If you really want to experience the fun of self-abuse, rely entirely on yourself and minimize your expenses, I absolutely admire you. However, if we only build our own picks on the sacrifices of others, such a journey is really contemptible.
Truth 4: There is also the matter of ticket evasion!
Evading tickets means not taking the usual road. How dangerous are the mountain roads in Tibetan areas? Is it worthwhile to lose your life for hundreds or even tens of dollars of tickets? Not to mention that my parents cried to death, I would not be willing to regret it if I became a ghost!
Not to say that you can’t walk, but at least you must have an objective understanding of your own abilities, appropriate companions, enough to support the economy of the journey, professional equipment, experience in outdoor sports, and the ability to deal with sudden crises.
You have nothing. After reading a few chicken soup-flavored raiders, you feel that the world is yours. You have to leave. You are Wen Qing! But in fact, you are just an irresponsible madman!
Don’t mislead others with chicken soup! ! !
A post on a forum was very popular before, saying that those young women in literature and art called 88 yuan went to Xizang. Everyone is curious about how to get there. Young women in literature and art will never tell you the fact that she made free guns. In this case, it is possible to take 88 yuan to Xizang and finally bring 8800 home. Then she will write a book about literature and art, telling everyone what kind drivers she met and what kind Tibetans she met.
△ Anyone who has been to Xizang knows what it says. The so-called "affair" and "sex" are easy to meet here.
Don’t deny the existence of good people, but don’t mislead others. Not everyone is kind all the time. What should you do if you meet a driver who takes you to a sparsely populated place and says that you have to solve your physiological needs?
What kind of chicken soup mentality are we easily fooled by?
"Poor Travel" Chicken Soup 1: If we don’t go to Xizang, we will be old.
Don’t be dismissive. There is no doubt that we have been brainwashed by this slogan to some extent. Of course, it is up to us to decide whether to accept this view or not.
However, the frequency of its appearance is absolutely no less than the "Forever Young, Forever Tears" popular in rock circles in the early years.
Wen Qing took a look at the name of this unusually sensational album, and then opened it to see the big SLR photo inside. Immediately, she burst into tears and was encouraged. That kind of passionate young thank you sir was all checked out, crying and shouting that I also want to go to Xizang.
You should travel at a young age to live up to your youth-I don’t know which Mary Su whose brain is squeezed by the door can say such a melodramatic quotation.
These poor travelers always have a "abandon everything you have now and go on the road at once, friend!" " My life teacher’s heart seems to have experienced thousands of ups and downs in life, and he has already seen through everything. No one is as smart as him, and no one can understand him. Doing nothing and talking about seeing through the world of mortals is called Loser.
"Poor Travel" Chicken Soup 2: Who says you can’t travel without money?
First of all, there is nothing wrong with this value itself, but "poor tourists" often misinterpret and steal the concept as "you must travel without money" (Note that "travel" is not "tourism")
Some poor travelers have an unhealthy mentality of "spending too much money"-my strategy is the lowest price in the whole network, so I am better than others. This is why the prices written by these donkey friends on major travel websites can always refresh your understanding of the world.
Saving is a virtue, and so is traveling. You can take a green leather train, chew bread that is too expensive for 2 yuan, endure dirty mattresses and a room full of people who grind their teeth and snore day and night in order to go to the paradise in your heart.
However, travel should bring people relaxation and enjoyment, rather than worrying about what to eat next and where to live tomorrow. Even if the scenery is unparalleled, only you know how much pain and sadness you have suffered behind it.
If these do not make you feel sad, but you enjoy the process, then I admire you. You are a real "poor traveler" model.
"Poor Travel" Chicken Soup 3: What you want is to leave!
There is a chicken soup saying: there are two things that must be done in life, a desperate love and a trip when you leave.
So "go and go" has become a beautiful word for all handsome heroes. Traveling seems effortless for them, and they have plenty of time to be on the road without doing any homework. Courage is their only bargaining chip. Of course, it is enough in their eyes, and it can be used as money.
But where can the reality hold the spirit of this newborn calf? This world is a hell that won’t work without the exchange of interests. The poor traveler said that it didn’t cost Tang Sanzang money to go that far to learn from the West!
A little friend replied: but he was touched by the demon, too. This irony is really witty. Where there is a free lunch in the world, you have to sacrifice something else if you can’t bear gold.
How many girls lost their virginity in order to get a ride, woke up drunk with others in Lijiang and didn’t know whose bed they were sleeping in, and were reluctant to spend money on airbnb (Travel House Rental Community) and had to make love with the owner … What do you have to show off about such a trip and such a life experience?
So, please get everything ready before you leave. Besides money and courage, take more time to know your destination. It is very dangerous to travel alone, but it is relatively safe in the city. But there are always people who want to find another way, thinking that the scenic spots are crowded and vulgar.
You have to take an unusual wild road and go to the mountains and forests to show that you are different from others. Let’s not talk about the small probability of a pervert killer. Even if you are bitten by a snake, you are basically finished. If you are not experienced outdoors, try to find a companion to travel with, and don’t take your ignorance as fearless.
If you are poor, please make money first! Walk on the road with your own abilities and thoughts, temper yourself and improve yourself! Don’t travel badly, travel, please swim with dignity, respect others and protect yourself! It is recommended to go to Xizang with an experienced outdoor club. Please choose an experienced old driver to drive by car.
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